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How to impress your doubters?

If there is one thing that we absolutely love about this job, it’s that we have witty readers. For one, they neutralize the simpletons who manage to infiltrate our Facebook page. For another, they amuse us endlessly, making the task of overseeing our social media channels so much easier.

Case in point, this post from yesterday. This was obviously inspired by a meme that lets netizens boast about their plan to impress those who do not believe in them. The more extreme the idea, the funnier. Since our brand tackles mobility, the answers are all about motoring and transportation.

Here, we picked the 20 lines that made us laugh the hardest. We suggest, however, that you check out the actual Facebook post to read the rest.

1. Pagasolinahan mo ang e-bike. – Antonio Bocateja

2. Sumignal ka sa kaliwa tapos kumanan ka. – Aldrin De Guzman

3. Sumakay ka sa kotseng nakatigil pero hindi naman Grab. – Mike Lim

4. Kumuha ka ng kotse or motor via Digicars. – John Carlo

5. Magpa-change oil ka every day. – Jeffrey Amolo

6. Magpa-car wash ka kahit naulan. – Ca RL

7. Yung FX mo palitan mo ng ‘for registration’ yung plaka. – Em Eerituz Alinuz

8. Magpa-full tank nang diesel sa gasolina mo na sasakyan. – Buddy Santiago

9. Sakay ka ng BMX tapos idaan mo sa NLEX. – John Michael Reynales

10. Umutang ka ulit ng kotse kahit kakahatak pa lang ng kinuha mo. – Michael Gegrimal

11. Mag-shift ka sa 6th gear kahit five-speed lang ang transmission mo. – Arndel Macatangay

12. Sumilong ka sa ilalim ng footbridge kahit naka-four wheels ka. – Limi Tado

13. Mag-bike ka sa bike lane kahit jempoy ka. – Nel Reyes

14. Ikot ka sa drive-thru 100 laps. – Ian Harvey Nicdao

15. Bili ka ng Geely kahit daming namba-bash. – Doods Atienza

16. Pakita mong gumagana ang airbag mo. – Juan Carvajal

17. Magpalit ka ng gulong sa bus carousel. – John Emerson Chua

18. Mag-asal VIP ka kahit naka-Multicab ka lang. – Duke Ian

19. Mag-drive thru ka sa Jollibee, sabihin mo Chickenjoy na wing part…pero yung kanan. – Haaziq Zafar

20. Be a good driver. – Luis Medina

Vernon B. Sarne

Vernon is the founder and editor-in-chief of VISOR. He has been an automotive journalist since July 1995. He became one by serendipity, walking into the office of a small publishing company and applying for a position he had no idea was for a local car magazine. God has watched over him throughout his humble journey. He writes the ‘Spoiler’ column.